5.28.2007

liquid asse(t)s

"cash, check, or ass wallet?"

in an awkward, near-surreal twist on the appeals made by the more famous 5th avenue, this electronics shop on 5th ave in brooklyn kindly lets customers use their dimpled flab to purchase a bevy of remote controls, laser-light key chains, and other utility-drawer clutter-uppers.

fitting that the country with the most thongs (and flavors of doritos) per capita would see to it that our asses become the latest engine of consumer growth.

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